This morning I decided to take a short nap because we had been out late the night before and I was tired. Chris asked if I wanted him to bring me a stuffed animal to sleep with and I said yes, because I knew we didn't have any in the house, and I wanted to see what he would do. So here's what he did!
He created one! It's not exactly "stuffed" but he did end up wrapping a papertowel around the back of it in an attempt at making it soft. The body is one of those backscratcher things, and the head is our salt shaker (currently empty) taped and rubber banded on. It definitely wasn't soft, but I think he wins on creativity.