I was straightening up the office a bit before I left to go home, throwing trash away and putting files back, when I leaned down to pick up what I thought was trash on the floor. Well. It wasn't. I definitely didn't touch it, but I got so close and almost screamed when what I thought was garbage turned into a huge disgusting bug of the cricket variety.
Also, I didn't get that close to take this picture. I literally kneeled on a chair and zoomed in from across the room. The thing didn't move the entire time. I sort of hope it's already dead... or at least gone next time I go in.